why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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What's the deal with brown?

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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DERP

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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