- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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