What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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