- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

What is more worse than death? Death

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

how may i help you

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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