Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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5 people are walking

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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kill yourself

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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