- Anti Joke

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.