- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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