Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Keanu Reaves

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

women's rights

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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