what's brown and sticky A stick!

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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