Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

What the hell are you doing?

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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