A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

I agree

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

Win industrial estate, Newry

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Women drivers...

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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