- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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