Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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Anti Joke

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