- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

People Order Our Patties

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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