Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

The EPA.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

He walked in a bar

Mullets

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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