- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

prepares this to get negative votes

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

what's funnier than hell? heaven

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