- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

I can count to potato.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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