- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Racial equality.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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