- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

What's circular and round A circle

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Autism speaks but not really

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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