- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Harry Chappell raped someone

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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