- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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