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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

what happens every day? People die

I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

xavier stop

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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