You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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Womens rights

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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