There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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