- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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