Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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Donald Trump.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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F? No k

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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