- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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