- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

Why did it die Nothing died

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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