A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Gorden Brown.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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