- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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