Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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