Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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