Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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womens rights

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Yo mama's fat.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Anti Joke

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