- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Knock, Knock. Come in!

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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