Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

its snowing on mount fuji

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Womens Rights

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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