Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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