guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

every knight i see an owl at window

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

just in time?

Mitt Romney

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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