How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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women's rights.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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derp

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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