- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

oooh look a banshee

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Pain Olympics.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

what happens every day? People die

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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