Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Gorden Brown.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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