- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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