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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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luke moore cant pull it back

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Bags of delicious poop.

roses are red, violets are violet.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Anti Joke

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