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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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