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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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