You know what's catchy? A cold

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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Cheese stick

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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meh

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A Sloth runs...

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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