Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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