- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Fart

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

hey

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Because she has down's syndrome

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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