That's what she didn't say

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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falling didnt make the difference

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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School

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Women's rights

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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