- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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