- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

your mom died.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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